User:Squeemaster

Hi! I'm Squeemaster and I've been a big Metroid fan since early 2007.

Squees
I'm a Squee, a little white rodent kinda like a squirrel, but without the bushy tail. We Squees live on a diet of berries, mostly Chicken Berries and Boogerberries. We live on the tree-island of Edanna. Edanna is a total-plant island. there are no artificial constructions (exept for the stuff that the human Saavedro built). Those of you who play the Myst games, you should know what I'm talking about. I am the Chairsquee of the Fellowship of Squees. That is an organization of Squees who work to protect all of Squeekind! Most of us live on Edanna, save for one agent, who is stationed in J'Nanin. We are currently working on a anti-orbital cannon to use in the event of a Leviathan comming for Edanna. When I'm on Earth, I'm in the cockpit of human-mech that makes me look like a teenage boy. The only things I do on Earth is buy Metroid games and go to Church, though. I reach Earth via a Tomanha Linking Book, for those who care.

Metroid Experiance
One day I was exploring Earth in my human-mech when I saw someone playing Metroid Prime. They were in Tallon Overworld. As I watched, they approched a sapsac. I thought, what a delicious looking berry! I had to get my hands on that game!!! So I went to GameStop and bought a Gamecube and Metroid Prime. I brought them home to Edanna and built a generator (since there is no electricity on Edanna). I played the game, and I loved it! over the next two years, I got the remaining Metroid games, and slowly became the Metroid nerd that I am now. Here is the order that I played the Metroid games and what I rate them:

Super Metroid                10/10
My favorite Metroid game is Super Metroid, but all my favorite bosses (besides Ridley) are in Metroid Prime 2, and Metroid Prime 3 has the best opening level of any game I've ever played! From the Free-fall fight with Ridley to the scene with Dark Samus corrupting everybody to getting scanned on the G.F.S. Olympus, Retro did a jam-up job making that segment!

Metroid Prime Hunters
I'm semi-active on Metroid Prime Hunters multiplayer. I'm only a Rank 2, though. I would be higher, if it were not for these factors: -I say "match my rank" but it always matches me with some Rank 5 who owns me! -Cheaters -People keep choosing Combat Hall! I mean, come on! Combat Hall!? That arena is as void of excitement as poisoned platypus poop! (apart from the Secret World).