User blog comment:TheMG/2 bureaucrats vs. Mother Nature/@comment-24.94.89.214-20110827012914

Oh my god. No, not a volcano. I know Earth's geography too well. There are no volcanoes on the East Coast on the East Coast. I am going to tell you one thing. GO FIND A PALM TREE AND STRAP YOURSELF ONTO IT. They bend, but are too flexible to be ripped up easily by a hurricane. Sure, Hawaii has hurricanes, but I've encountered none. 24.94.89.214 01:29, August 27, 2011 (UTC)