User blog:TheMG/How I bought Brinstar off the Space Pirates for 50 cents

One day I was just walking along and I saw a sign saying "Cheap land on Zebes." It was being held by a Space Pirate who seemed to be on the look out for government agencies. I didn't really care and went and asked him how much was Brinstar. He said 75 cents. I said 25. Eventually, we reached a deal at 50 cents. I gave him the 50 cents and prepared to go to Zebes to claim my land. Then I realized something. Zebes blew up.