User blog comment:TheMG/How I bought Brinstar off the Space Pirates for 50 cents/@comment-1901106-20120624155427/@comment-4647923-20120624202753

Lies. You see, Bob's page was a gift from the heavens. What ever mystical being that created Bob possessed MG and showed us... the way. Our ruler... Bob... is now known. Everything... is... clearer....