User blog comment:Metaron Isard/Samus Aran Versus Master Chief/@comment-817904-20100201071946

"Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent, of his poem, "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council, survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. The very worst poetry in the universe was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex... Thankfully it was destroyed when the earth was."