User:Squeemaster

Hi! I'm Squeemaster and I've been a huge Metroid fan since early 2007. I've played all the games, and they have fast become my favorite series.

Squees
I'm a Squee, a little white rodent kinda like a squirrel, but without the bushy tail. We Squees live on a diet of berries, mostly Chicken Berries and Boogerberries. We live on the tree-island of Edanna. Edanna is a total-plant island. there are no artificial constructions (exept for the stuff that the human Saavedro built). Those of you who play the Myst games, you should know what I'm talking about. I am the Chairsquee of the Fellowship of Squees. That is an organization of Squees who work to protect all of Squeekind! Most of us live on Edanna, save for one agent, who is stationed in J'Nanin. We are currently working on a anti-orbital cannon to use in the event of a Leviathan comming for Edanna. When I'm on Earth, I'm in the cockpit of human-mech that makes me look like a teenage boy. The only things I do on Earth is buy Metroid games and go to Church, though. I reach Earth via a Tomanha Linking Book, for those who care. If you want to see a picture of me go to 

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Metroid Experiance
One day I was exploring Earth in my human-mech when I saw someone playing Metroid Prime. They were in Tallon Overworld. As I watched, they approched a Sap Sac. I thought, what a delicious looking berry! I had to get my hands on that game!!! So I went to GameStop and bought a GameCube and Metroid Prime. I brought them home to Edanna and built a generator (since there is no electricity on Edanna). I played the game, and I loved it! over the next two years, I got the remaining Metroid games, and slowly became the Metroid nerd that I am now. Here is the order that I played the Metroid games and what I rate them:

Metroid Prime                10/10


 * Beaten normal
 * Beaten normal 100%
 * Beaten hard
 * Beaten with Fusion Suit

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes       10/10


 * Beaten normal
 * Beaten normal 100%
 * Beaten hard

Metroid: Zero Mission         10/10


 * Beaten easy
 * Beaten normal
 * Beaten hard
 * Beaten normal 100%

Metroid II: Return of Samus    9/10


 * Beaten
 * Beaten 100%

Metroid Prime: Hunters         7/10


 * Beaten
 * Beaten 100%

Metroid Fusion                10/10


 * Beaten

Metroid Prime Pinball          8/10


 * Beaten

Metroid                       10/10


 * Beaten

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption    9/10


 * Beaten normal
 * Beaten veteran
 * Beaten normal 100%
 * Beaten veteran 100%
 * (currently working on Hyper Mode)

Super Metroid                 10/10


 * Beaten

I no longer have a favorite Metroid game; i've found somthing truly amazing in all of them. Most of my favorite bosses are in Metroid Prime 2, and Metroid Prime 3 has the best opening level of any game I've ever played! From the Free-fall fight with Ridley to the scene with Dark Samus corrupting everybody to getting scanned on the GFS Olympus, Retro did a jam-up job making that segment!

My Ten Fields of Nerdhood
I am a Nerd. And like all Nerds, there are certain stories/series/universes that I am dedicated to above others. I strive to know everything I can about them, as opposed to others that I just dabble in. And so, in no particuler order:

Metroid

The story of a female warrior and her journey of ownage across the universe.
 * favorite charicters: Samus, Ridley, Rundas, 242, Sylux, U-mos, Old Bird, Grey Voice

The Legend of Zelda

A bunch of boys in green and their corrasponding princesses gather a sacred tessalation save Hyrule from a guy whose skin is the color of diarrhea.
 * favorite characters: Tingle, Ganondorf, King Bublin, Linebeck, Rusl, Kaepora Gaebora, Twinrova, Mido, Makar, every single postman.

Myst

The chronicles of a lost civilization, surrealistic worlds, and a family where good and evil skip generations. And best of all, this is where Squees come from! Long Live the Squees!
 * favorite characters: Yeesha (young and old), Guildmaster Kadish, Dr. Watson

The Lord of the Rings

A hairy footed fellow tries to throw jewelry in a volcano, but a giant flaming eyeball wants to stop him... Just kidding. J. R. R. Tolkien was a genius, and even though his books are hard to read, another genius named Peter Jackson made some amazing movies out of them.
 * favorite characters: Gandalf, Legolas, the Witch-King

Star Wars

An awesome hexiligy of ownage, corruption, and weird green guys with french accents.
 * favorite characters: anybody with a lightsaber!

Harry Potter

I love to classify stories. classify their villains, their plot types... I have TRIED to classify the elements of Harry Potter and failed. Why? Because J. K. Rowling, in all of her brilliance, somehow wrote a story that is different from all other stories, one that is INCLASSIFYABLE! Although it shook me to find out that Dumbledore hasn't exactly come out of the closet...
 * favorite characters: Snape, Luna, Peeves

Pirates of the Carribean

The epic tale of a smart alec pirate and his heartless, squid-faced enemy. Oh by the way, Lord Beckett helped Weavel compose the Pokemon music. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
 * favorite characters: Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones

Captain Underpants

I can't say anything silly about these books. They're just too... amazing.
 * favorite characters: George, Harold, Crackers, Captain Underpants

Bionicle

A bunch of LEGO guys save the universe with their magical Halloween costumes, and like Metroid, you have kill the bad guys five times before they finally die. Jokes asaide, Bionicle is amazing. Epic battles, dynamic characters, and an anime-like plot.
 * favorite characters: Tahu Nuva, Takanuva, Krahka, Makuta Teridax, Turaga Vakama

The Rise of Dodoron

This is the story I'm writing. All I will say about it is that it will involve um... Never mind, I just won't say anything. LONG LIVE THE SQUEES!
 * favorite characters: Mormane, Efavex, Aurax

News from Edanna
69.4.12 (Squee calander) The Fellowship of Squees has finally finished that cannon! Now all Leviathans comming for Edanna are toast! Take that, Phaaze!

69.4.17 A few days ago, a squad of bio-droids vanished along the eastwestern border. Staticy feed from their cranial cameras showed skies with unusual purple and black cloud formations before going blank. That same day, The guards caught a Squee with black fur attempting to enter the Swampcore Chamber, something that no Squee has done since the Peppermoth Wars. I have never seen a Squee with such a complexion before. He escaped before Fellowship agents could get that deep into the Tree to apprehend him.

Project Checklist

 * Build Anti-orbital assault cannon in case of Leviathen attack
 * invent Pizza box with respawning Pizza
 * build army of bio-droids to patrol the Edanian borders
 * give Zunderix a raise
 * organize a Fellowship meeting soon to discuss the unusual clouds gathering on the eastwestern horizon.
 * find out the identity of the Squee with dark-colored fur.

Pages I've Created

 * Trocra
 * List of Bosses in Metroid Prime (Bugger. Why is this link bogus?)
 * Klar Nebula
 * Voldrum
 * Watchdrone
 * Talk:USLF 2 (Metroid Prime 3: Corruption)

Long live the Squees!








Fin

 * "See you next mission!" -Samus Aran
 * "The wind... it is blowing." -Ganondorf
 * "Perhaps the ending has not yet been Written..." -Yeesha
 * "And he lived happily ever after." -Bilbo Baggins, There and Back Again
 * "All was well." -J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
 * "Drink up, me heatries, yo ho!" -Jack Sparrow
 * "TRA-LA-LAAAAA!!!" -Captain Underpants
 * "That is the way of the Bionicle." -Vakama
 * "Look." -Trina Rova