User:Supermelon928

Recently, a strange object fell from space and landed in Wallingford, CT. A nearby resident received a phone call the next morning:

Paul: Hello?

Barack Obama: Hello, is this supermelon928 of the Wikitroid community?

Paul: Yes it is.

Barack Obama: How much do you know about Phazon?

Paul: Well, Mr. President... God Damn Near Everything.