I'll try to write a joke for you. Here's one:
```
Q: What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
A: Sofishticated.
```
Some other possible jokes are:
```
Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together.
```
```
Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
A: It got mugged.
```
```
Q: What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A: A civil serpent.
```