Ridley

Clicking "crash" in the "Engage Ridley Mother Fucker" page now redircts you to this 💀☠️💀

I'll try to write a joke for you. Here's one:

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Q: What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?

A: Sofishticated.

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Some other possible jokes are:

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Q: How does a penguin build its house?

A: Igloos it together.

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Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?

A: It got mugged.

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Q: What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A: A civil serpent.

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No duplicates of characters and no jokes, please

If you want to help you can post your ideas in the comments and i will credit you in the finished product

Prove me wrong

Lol I did not know where to put this

But yeah I am 100% new here and I just started loving Metroid. I wanted to give it a shot so I downloaded the Metroid Dread Demo (Didn't have enough money to get the full game) on my Nintendo Switch and I loved it I have been practically a Metroid fanatic ever since I might play the older Metroid games some time soon but for now let's focus on my favorite character to conclude this. It's not Ridley nor Kraid nor Dark Samus it's Samus XD

Lets start with the remake Metroid: Zero Mission, the thing about Zero Mission is that it doesn't have the flare when it comes to replaying the game I'm not saying it's bad neither am I saying it's good, personally it's mediocre. Metroid Zero Mission is a remaster of the first ever Metroid game and when compared they aren't far off on certain sections, the bosses are terrible in my opinion because the mini boss with the worm is a time waster, the lava worm had some potential, Kraid isn't all bad. Ridley is a total pushover, Mother Brain is the only actual challenge, and Mecha Ridley is my mouthwash: drink it, gargle, then spit it out. To be honest the only part that was actually "good" was the Zero Suit Samus stealth section which I was disappointed when I realized how short it was, and I get it this game was made almost 20 years ago and is a remake of a game that didn't age well. Overall Metroid: Zero Mission is just a remake that doesn't have the same flare as Fusion mostly because it isn't as fun to play through a second time like Fusion and I can say the exact same for Samus Returns: it's fun the first time but lackluster the second round.

What do you guys think is the best Ridley fight in the series so far?

Personally I think Samus Returns fight with Ridley is the best for me so far.

A robotic recreation of Ridley, armed to the teeth. -Galactic Federation