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Squeemaster, welcome!

Hello and let me be the first to welcome you to Wikitroid, the fan-based Metroid resource. I hope you like the place and choose to join us in our work. Here are a few good links for newcomers:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikitroid member! By the way, you can sign your name on Talk and vote pages using three tildes, like this: ~~~. Four tildes (~~~~) produces your name and the current date. If you have any questions, ask me on my talk page. Happy editing! — MarioGalaxy2433g5 10+ {talk/contribs/Logs} 21:24, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

I wonder[edit source]

Are you in any way related to Squee? Metroidhunter32 20:29, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

No, I'm not related to Squee. Squeemaster 22:40, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

Sorry my bad[edit source]

Someone wrote under you so it made it look like you. I am really sorry for being angry at you. -GF Remnant

okay[edit source]

No hard feelings, dude. People have been pissing me off, so... yeah. I would block 'em, but that would be rude to do so.

The Tyrant of This Existence, Joshadow

Joshadow 22:25, 23 July 2008 (UTC)


Sheegoth[edit source]

I don't consider if it had a health bar or if more showed up later. I count how badass it is. All of the others afterward were a quarter of its power. We also need to consider the importance of the item that it guards. The Wave Beam is an essential item throughout the game. And also IT IS NOT A COW!!! -MetroidHunter32

Ice Blue Spinosaurus maybe

Well, excuse me. Spinosuarus it is, then. Squeemaster

Thanks! Your username reminds me of the Jhonen Vasquez comic. :) 16:13, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

You are quite welcome. Squeemaster 20:56, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Squees[edit source]

Sorry but I am not familiar with the Myst title or Squees. But by the way you describe them on you main page, they seem to be very similar to Pikmin, and Pikmin are my second all-time favorite species (following only the Luminoth). Please, tell me more about these Squees and their story, I truly find them very interesting. Piratehunter 21:43, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for your interest! In the world of Myst you can create worlds called Ages by writing about them in books, or Linking Books, and then visit that world. In Myst III, a man named Atrus wrote four Ages to help teach values to his evil sons, Sirrus and Achenar. One of those Ages was Edanna, the home of the Squees! One day a man named Saavedro came and destroyed Atrus's lab and left a Linking Book behind that the unnamed playable character uses. You use it and Link to J'Nanin, the Age from which you can access Edanna and the other three teaching Ages. You soon find out that Saavedro wants revenge on Atrus because he thinks that Sirrus and Achenar destroyed his home Age, Narayan. You chase after that baddie and he links to one of the teaching ages. But you can't follow him, besause you need three symbols found on the other teaching Ages to access the Linking Book he used. SOOOOOoooooooo... You go to the first Age, get the symbol, go to the second Age, get the symbol, and then you go to Edanna. Atrus wrote Edanna to teach his sons the value of nature, so the Age is nothing but plants. Squees only play a minor role in the Age; to get to the Linking Book, you must coax a Squee out of his house to inflate some sound-sensitive berries, and in Edanna, you must capture a Squee to break a log so that you can swing on a vine to the giant solar leaf... thingy. That's about all Squees do in the game. In the end, you follow Saavedro to the Age he went to and you find out that it's actually Narayan! Saavedro thinks the Age is destroyed because there's a giant force field obscuring the view of the Age, or somthing likee that. Next you must complete the Boss Puzzle where you must use everything you learned throughout the game to dissapate the force field. If you do anything wrong, thouth, Saavedro clobbers you with his hammer and you lose the game! (It happened to me twice. Ouchness.) If you do everything right, Saavedro suddenly becomes all happy-like and he goes to meet his family, and they live happily ever after. LLTS! Squeemaster

Heh, strange as it sounds it still makes me want to play it. I'll have to see if I can find the game somewhere. It really does sound alot like Pikmin, all except the "Ages". Nonetheless, it is strangely interesting. Thanks for the info! Piratehunter{ROLLBACK} (TalkContribs) 06:34, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Can I be a human squee? Samusiscool2 00:49, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

A human Squee? Well, my friend, a human Squee is like a apple bananna. Two completly different things. Unless you could learn to shapeshift, I doubt you could find a way to become a Squee. Now it is plausible to become a friend to the Squees if you do somthing notably beneficial to the Fellowship of Squees, like Link can become a Brother to the Gorons, but to do that, you would have to meet with us on Edanna which is impossible to do. The only Linking Book, erm... portal to the Island is located at a hidden location on the Island J'Nanin, which is guarded by my trusted agent Zunderix. The only way to J'Nanin is another Lin- I mean, portal that is buried in the caldera of a dormant volcano in the desert of New Mexico, and that property is owned by the Squee-friend Jeff Zandi. So... I don't think its wise try to find us. By the way, I like how you remembered 9/11 on your talk page. Very respectable. Squeemaster 17:07, 18 Septembber 2008 (UTC) Long Live the Squees!!!

umm air train dosent cover Edanna. =( Samusiscool2 22:14, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

oooh! i got it! ill wear white every day, eat berries, and shoot leviathens! Samusiscool2 13:48, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Rollbacker[edit source]

Your request to become a rollbacker has been declined. I do not believe you have the necessary experience to use this tool, for one thing, you haven't been a user for very long. In addition, there are many things you are failing to do, such as signing your comments with four tildes (~~~~). You need to learn proper procedure on the wiki before you can be trusted with what really is an administrative level tool. --FastLizard4{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 00:33, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry. Just wait a little longer, get a little more experience with the site, and you'll be ready in the future. Just like with anything, being a seasoned pro requires practice, and experience! Armantula513[ADMIN] (TalkContribs) 00:46, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

99 year old man tries to fight off a tiger and wins... at the cost of all of his fake limbs[edit source]

I have no idea; I'm a noob at Wiki pages...

Joshadow 01:17, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

I know FastLizard will never respond to me, I am not one of his favorites at all. Thanks for the link!!


(Fastlizard, if you are seeing this, I did not sign the comment; I'm on a different type of keyboard and I don't see any tildes so don't give me any crap about it!!!)

You could just click the button saying "Your signature with timestamp" to sign. MarioGalaxy2433g5 10+ {talk/contribs/Logs} 20:34, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Vote[edit source]

I just want to say thank you Squeemaster. Your vote is greatly appreciated. The others certainly have a good point, the fact I have only been a member for about two months. But I do feel I would make a great admin, so once again thank you for your vote.

Long Live the Squees! Piratehunter{ROLLBACK} (TalkContribs) 10:00, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Signature[edit source]

Nice signature Squeemaster! It reminds me of a berry favored candy cane I had last Christmas. Really, it's neat. Piratehunter{ROLLBACK} (TalkContribs) 16:25, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Thankee Squeemaster 20:56, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Testingg my sig Squeemaster 23:26, 13 October 2008 (UTC) Squeemaster Squeemaster 23:26, 13 October 2008 (UTC) SUCSESS!!!

Black furred Squee[edit source]

If I catch him, can you teach me the way of the Squee? Please? Samusiscool2 00:20, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

If you can catch him, then yes, my friend, I shall teach you the way of the Squee. Squeemaster 21:40, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Cool, I'll need a picture. Samusiscool2 00:49, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Hold on...[edit source]

So this is why I haven't been able to kill Halo fans lately... you have been destroying all MY Leviathans! The made up world of Wikitroid is a strange place. The MarioGalaxy2433g5 {talk/contribs/Logs} 00:58, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, man! I shall equipt the AOAC (Anti-Orbital Assault Cannon) with a scanner that detects the intent of the Leviathans' Phazon Core. Leviathans will only be destroyed if they're comming for Edanna! Squeemaster 22:19, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

My absence[edit source]

I have just been discharged from a three-day emergency visit to the Squee hospital, so that's why I have not been editing as of late, in case anybody was wondering. Long Live the Squees!!! Squeemaster 19:28, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

Howd u get hurt? Samusiscool3 05:13, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

It's a long story, too long, in fact, to be typed on this page. I'll just say that it involves a pomagranite flavored jelly bean, The Headless Horseman, an enncyclopedia of mushrooms, the kidnapping of a popular movie directer, a pair black-and-white striped long johns, a nursery disguised as a wine cellar, a set of dumbells used by Chuck Norris, a set of chased silver straightrazors, a triple-decker bus, a Spore game guide, Tingle, Hurley's script for Episode IV, The Gilting of Granny Weatherall, Manley Pointer's deck of cards, a schematic of Sweeney Todd's barber chair, a photograph of the south end of a northbound mule, some T.A.C.O.s, and the snippers that the Pharoh Amenhotep used to trim his nose hair. Long Live the Squees! Squeemaster 18:21, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh, wait, never mind. It didn't involve the T.A.C.O.s after all. Chiztabard nearly tanned my furry white rump on the spot when he found out that I posted that! Sorry for the confusion. Squeemaster 20:56, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

RE:Book[edit source]

I'm actually playing around with ideas for several stories and I can't decide which one to write. I'm going to give you some of the best and perhaps you could help me out. 1. 14+ book seris, monsters and deamons are all real and have taken on human forms to survive in the modern day world. Howver a group of about one million demons are under the comand of a group of humans who want to kill every living thing down to the last cell. Can't go into any more detail without spoilers. 2. single book, in the future resurection tech is devleoped but ends up making zombies that could have walked out of a R rated movie. So laws are passed to keep zombie tech down but some people ignore it and perfect it making sentient zombies. The main character is one of theese. So he must travel the land convince humans that he should be allowed to survive, and stop a sentient zombie from killing everyone. 3. trilogy, In the future total eutopia is reached ecept for a group of about 3 billion people who want to rule the world. In order to do so they create suits that they put infants into in order to create wepons of war. Main character is trapped in suit and must escape, help the goverment against the group, and defeat the super weapon group has made. Ok thoose are my best three, tell me which is best and also give me more info on your story. Metroidhunter32 20:31, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Why do you think that story 2 has more character development oppurtunities? Story 1 has just as many oppurtunities. Also since you favor story 2 (title is I'm Back) would you like to know the full story line. As only the important events have been plotted it wouldn't take up that much space. Metroidhunter32 01:12, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Happy Thanksgiving![edit source]

Imagine it... Samus, Ridley, Mother Brain, everybody gathered around a great feast table, eagerly waiting with forks and knives(or scythes) in their hands(claws, tentacles, etc.) for Old Bird to carve the Sheegoth tenderloin. They are served, they eat, and they are thankful that God has blessed them with a great game series to be characters in, and that also He has provided them with genii (plural of genius) like Yoshio Sakamoto and Shigeru Miyamoto to design such awesomly gnarly games. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

Long Live the Squees! Squeemaster 17:43, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Don't forget Gunpei Yokoi Samusiscool3 01:24, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Ah yes, and of course, Gunpei Yokoi. Squeemaster 18:21, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

RE: Mistake?[edit source]

No harm was really done, so until those pages can be populated with the correct information, just leave them be, but don't redirect any more pages. --FastLizard4{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 23:20, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Okay. thanks! Squeemaster 22:01, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

How do you do that?[edit source]

Every time i see you type's, like, a different color. How do u do that?M110 01:13, 6 December 2008 (UTC)m110M110 01:13, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Project: Trivia[edit source]

Thanks for helping out. MetVet

You're welcome! Squeemaster 17:34, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Merry Christmas!

RE:Image[edit source]

It's actually very simple to hotlink an image. Obtain its direct link from whatever image host, (or upload it yourself, if this is a "homebrew" image) and just place the link in the place you want it here, no fancy wikia coding necessary. Just remember that the image will not conform to wikia coding, once you place it in your userpage/talk/forum, meaning that it will center itself in the page, you cannot alter its size (with "|300px]]" or anything similar) and text will not "wrap around" it. However, if you place it in an image template, (such as the common "character template" that a lot of people like to use on their user pages) it will align itself with the template (allowing to control where you want the image), and text will "wrap around" the template as well. To my knowledge, there is no "backdoor method" to alter a hotlinked image's size. Armantula513[ADMIN] (TalkContribs) 23:24, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm not quite sure what's wrong, but my guess would be that your image host does not support hotlinking. I'll "test" on your talk page if this is the case.....

Ah! It seems that this was the case. I can hold this image on my Photobucket account, if you wish. But if you don't trust me with this image, (I would understand) you could start your own account to harbor this image and others for your user page. And now I finally know what these Squee's look like. Quite adorable. Armantula513[ADMIN] (TalkContribs) 15:28, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Okay, thanks. Squeemaster 22:27, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Interesting, when I read your username, I always think of mice. I was pretty close. The MarioGalaxy2433g5 {talk/contribs/Logs} 22:58, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

So that's a Squee. They're pretty cute. Metroidhunter32 17:53, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Well... (blushes) ...gee, thanks... I am very photogenic aren't I? Squeemaster 22:55, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

I knighteth thee....[edit source]

I knighteth thee, Squire Squee of Color

Unfortunately, this new title doesn't come with any perks. That is a custom banner, made by yours truly, but like all things, it's optional. This was spur of the moment, after I noticed how colorful your user page was. (This is the place that anybody else would put an emoticon or smiley.) If you look closely enough, you'll be able to spot "Armantula Orange" in this image! Armantula513[ADMIN] (TalkContribs) 21:24, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Thou art a gentleman and a scholar, and I thanketh thee, for the splendid banner thou hast bestowed on me. It's gnarley! Thanks! Squeemaster 21:55, 6 January 2009 (UTC) Long Live the Squees!

Video warning[edit source]

Please note that videos added to the Video: namespace are considered files, and all files are considered to be images under the jurisdiction of the images policy. Thus, the video you recently added was in violation of the images policy for being off-topic. It has since been deleted.

Of course, you have read the images policy, so I don't think I need to say any more about it.

Note that this is just a warning, and no punitive action will be taken since this point was not made clear in the images policy. It has since been made clear. --FastLizard4{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 07:21, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

BBR[edit source]

Sure if you want it you may have it. I really had more or less forgotten about that thing. Sorry about that but from now on anyone who wants to change it may, your furry self included. Metroidhunter32 21:24, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Thankee, my friend. Squeemaster 03:04, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Very nice. I love the technicolor VOTE NOW. It looks way better then when I did it. I salute you Sir Squee of Color! Metroidhunter32 00:47, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Talk Pages[edit source]

Don't bother creating new ones with just a talk header. There's no point and makes it look like there was a discussion on the subject. Do make sure that new discussions have a talk header, though. ChozoBoy [ADMIN] (Talk/Contribs) 21:27, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Okee Dokee. Thanks for tellin' me. Squeemaster 03:04, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Very nice. I love the technicolor VOTE NOW. It looks way better then when I did it. I salute you Sir Squee of Color! Metroidhunter32 00:47, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Vote![edit source]

Attention, all Wikitroid users! The Samus Aran page is going to undergo a sweep soon and we need your help in choosing a new main image for the article! Please go to the Talk:Samus Aran page and vote for the picture you feel is best for the new main image. Thank you and continue editing. User:Tuckerscreator 17:40 01 May 2009

Alrighty. Squeemaster 03:04, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Metroidhunters MK I-XXXI[edit source]

Highlight that line on my userpage. Metroidhunter32 19:13, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

RE: AutoWikiBrowser[edit source]

Well, you didn't read it correctly, because I noted that I need two specific things to do anything with AWB:

  • The list of users to send the message to (or the AWB filterset to get the desired list of users), as I can't send a message to every user
  • The exact message to send

Give me those two things and I'll execute the run when I next have a chance to start AWB on my home computer (I'm currently accessing Wikitroid from school via an encrypted tunnel). --FastLizard4{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 20:04, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Done. Note: Message was altered slightly for use in AutoWikiBrowser. --FastLizard4{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 23:40, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

OK, I will perform the run the next time I have access to an operational AutoWikiBrowser (hopefully in a few hours). --FastLizard4{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 19:53, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Last requested run done. --FastLizard4{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 04:59, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Will run your latest request the next time I am at a computer with AWB, which will hopefully be in a few hours. --FastLizard4{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 23:50, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

A little late (had computer trouble), but last request now done. --FastLizard4{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 08:05, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
OK, will run this through the tubes the next time I boot my computer up into Windows (currently I'm using Linux). --FastLizard4{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 06:47, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
I'm having trouble with AutoWikiBrowser. Not sure if it's related to the new skin or not (I don't see why it would be), but the gist of it is that I won't be able to run it for a little while, until I can figure out what the problem is. Sorry. --FastLizard4{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 03:27, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
That's fine. The origional reason for the messages was to generate more interest in the forum so that it wasn't the same three users deciding the outcome of matches, and that has worked! If you can get it working, I will have one more message for the champion round... And I may start the forum up again with the Other M bosses over the summer. But for now thank you for all you did/put up with to get the messages out! It really helped. Squeemaster 02:50, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Good Idea![edit source]

I like the "News from" section. I made something similar. Before I saw yours, that is. It's a mission log. Although...I think I'll make a checklist too... --DekutullaZM 17:45, 13 June 2009 (UTC) p.s: Squees look kind of creepy...

Suggestions[edit source]

hello, Sir sire Squee of Color.I inviteth though to make Suggestions at User:DekutullaZM/Suggestions. Please be cordial whilst posting.

Suggestions[edit source]

hello, Sir sire Squee of Color.I inviteth though to make Suggestions at User:DekutullaZM/Suggestions. Please be cordial whilst posting. DekutullaZM 20:33, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Avatar[edit source]

Haveth youth ever thoughth abouth makingth a Squee as yourth Avatar? Trace X 22:44, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

It doesn't really bother me, but why is their 2 RE:Avatar sections on my talk? Trace X 22:47, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

No worries, I'm a victim of "Internet Explorer cannot open this wep page" myself. Trace X 02:17, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Just Wondering[edit source]

Do the Squees come from a book, a game, or what? Trace X Come check out and comment on my blog at User Blog:Trace X! 00:06, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Boss battle royale[edit source]

Attention, All Users! Phase four of Boss Battle Royal[e] has finally begun, and the bosses are aching for your votes! Click here and place three tildes next to the names of bosses you think would win in a fight! Just kidding!

Although, I'd like to get these messages. Please. --DekutullaZM 21:16, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Thankee. BTW, your page is pretty cool.

Hey, does anyone get to sign or do you have to get one of those messages? The Exterminator 14:00, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

You,sir! How about a shave?[edit source]

--DekutullaZM 21:27, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

No, thank you. My fur is fine for the time being. But thanks for the offer. Squeemaster 21:47, October 25, 2009 (UTC)


I noticed you're trying to make re-spawning pizza. Would you care for some help? I think I have just the thing...

--DekutullaZM 01:01, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

The Squees will be crushed by a large... body...[edit source]

I'd watch out, young... creature... thing... for their is something very massive heading your way. Be wary, for it may not be friendly... meh heh heh heh heh hehh.... I will not sign this, for I wish to remain anonymous. Better test that cannon out.

OH! And there may be something riding it with a very large.... razor... BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Umm... ok then![edit source]

Wow, this page is rather... fanon, eh? 16:25, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

Fanon? This is a talk page... Squeemaster 18:17, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Unless you mean my Userpage. That page is certainly not fanon. Well, I take that back. As far as you should be concerned, it is fanon. Yeah. But not Metroid fanon. Myst fanon, maybe. That's right. You just... keep on believing it's fanon. Squeemaster 18:17, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

SqueeCrusher is closing in on Edanna.[edit source]

You better activate that cannon, for It is almost there. I doubt even the Dark Squee can stop It now... BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

3D Squee: How did you do it...? Or did you just take a picture...[edit source]

I'd really like to know how you made that pic of a Squee! I just MUST know! I want to make a 3D thing of... something... I cannot tell what... So, how'd you do it, Mr. Squee (That rhymes with everything...) TerrorDactyl 21:33, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

D'you mean that picture in my infobox? I googled that one. It's from Myst III: Exile. Several months ago, If you did a Google image search for "Myst Squee," that picture was the first one that came up. Now all you get is a picture of Saavedro in a Santa Claus suit plus a bunch of fake concept art that Cyan Worlds drew to make people think they actually came up with the concepts for the Myst games (MYST IS REAL! MOST OF THE STUFF IN THOSE GAMES ACTUALLY HAPPENED). Squeemaster 23:03, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Aw man, I was really hoping that you made a model of one! I need a 3D model made of.... I 'can't say what it is, just yet :\. But, on a random note, there is something closing in on Edanna... It is very big, might wanna follow that guys suggestion to turn on that cannon. On yahoo news, I saw that an asteroid was supposed to flyby Earth in 2029, with a 1 in 300,000 chance of hitting us... Russia is supposed to send it offcourse, away from Earth. Hope Edanna isn't anywhere close to that Asteroid's new trajectory! BWA HA... oh crap, gave myself away... Edanna is doomed... SEE YA! TerrorDactyl (Talk • Blog • ContribsCountLogs) 00:55, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I kinda looked on the page history and figured out that it was you. And lucky for us, Edanna is very, very, very far from Earth. Maybe in a different universe or even in a different time. I'm not quite sure myself. If that asteroid has a 1 in 300,000 chance of hitting Earth, it probably has a 1 in 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000...googleplex_zeros_later...000,000,000 chance of hitting Edanna. Squeemaster 20:27, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Wow. That's pretty cool. I made the number go off the page.
Nice... haha. Piratehunter{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 20:31, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

I know. I have in my fanon that me, a GIANT, Black, Phazon corrupted Ridley-thing mind controls GF convoys around SR388 (What is now an asteroid field) and send one of the asteroids out of the belt and hurtling towards Edanna (I couldn't think of anywhere else :P) So just role with it, if you don't mind. Your planet is NOT IN DANGER, but there IS AN ASTEROID ON IT'S WAY! (It IS going to be stopped, so don't worry... maybe...) If it comes o it, shoot it with the cannon! Have a nice day! TerrorDactyl (Talk • Blog • ContribsCountLogs) 20:42, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, I see. I'm rollin' Squeemaster 00:01, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I know why you aren't sure about Edanna's distance from Earth! It's because the Linking Book sends you there, but it is impossible to calculate the distance!

Exactly! Or the time period, for that matter. Squeemaster 00:19, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Righto! On a random note, I need to change my signature... :'( TerrorDactyl (Talk • Blog • ContribsCountLogs) 03:39, January 3, 2010 (UTC) But I loved it so much!

Hmmm...[edit source]

There's something very familiar about Dark Samus' name color... --RoyboyX{ADMIN} 22:00, February 20, 2010 (UTC)

There's also something very familiar about Ridley's as well... hmmm... ;) Piratehunter{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 22:58, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
can't imagine what... hmm. Squeemaster 14:26, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

Squeemaster, squeemaster, squeemaster, you've got it all wrong. And so...


THE! one And ONLY TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 16:16, February 21, 2010 (UTC)!!!!!!!!!

Pardon? I've got what all wrong? Squeemaster 19:06, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

They were saying hmm, and then you said can't imagine what... hmm. lol, I found it funny. :( Sorry... I'm depressed again. God damnit, I hate you, moodswings! TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 20:36, February 22, 2010 (UTC)

Ah. Well, it's not like I was being sarcastic or anything. Squeemaster 00:02, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and I have to ask; "You sir! How about a nice shave!" TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 20:37, February 22, 2010 (UTC)

I believe Dekultula already asked me that. Squeemaster 00:02, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

A true Sweeney Todd fanatic (me...) would know that the correct phrase is: "You sir! Too sir? How about a shave??" GET IT RIGHT!!! ;) Piratehunter{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 10:25, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
I thought it was "You, sir! Too, sir? Welcome to the grave!"Squeemaster 00:02, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

That wasn't a refferance to Sweeney Todd. I find it hilarious that all the Squees wear is fur, and so by shaving them, they are naked! TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 20:21, February 23, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, that is pretty funny. NAKED!!! Squeemaster 00:02, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
It's a two-line thing Squeemaster, heh. It goes:
"You, sir! Too, sir? How about a shave??"
"You, sir! Yes, you sir!! Welcome to the grave!"
Then he continues flailing his knife around, wondering through the streets. Then he starts singing about never seeing Johanna....... I'm a beast, I know... :P Piratehunter{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 06:12, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
Oh. You may be right, all I know is that in the Johnny Depp version and in the George Hearn version (the one on youtube, at least), he goes
"You, sir! How about a shave??
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney!
You, sir! Too sir! Welcome to the grave!!
I will have vengeance... I will have salvation...
Who sir? You sir? No one's in the chair; come on! Come on!
Sweeney's waiting... I want you bleeders.
You, sir! ANYBODY!!! Gentlemen, now don't be shy!
And then he keeps singing about Lucy and Johanna an' stuff. Squeemaster 01:35, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, you uys are really beginning to creap me out. Oh, and Might I ask...

"You, sir! Too sir? How about a shave?? You, sir! Too sir! Welcome to your Grave!!!!"

Forward the first part of that message to the dark squee, and then call me in the morning when he's ready for his perm. I'll give him the rest when I get there... TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 21:05, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

SqueeCrusher Recreates Zebes[edit source]

Turns out the thing controlling the asteroid had no evil intentions. He is a Space Dragon; the first one; that roams the galaxy creating planets. He rebuilt Zebes and SR388 into a super planet with an asteroid field orbiting it, slowly closing in and forming the planet. He died doing his job on the new planet. He was killed by Ron Green. Sad thing is, I think he was coming for Edanna next.... Fix Saavedro's crud was his next plan. I think he was going to destroy Edanna and rebuild it for it to have a fresh start. It only kidnapped the people exploring SR388's remains to get them to safety. Poor Terror...

"A tear shed for those lost..." Lemon Demon, in his song Ultimate Showdown on Albino

TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 21:16, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, that's good to know. Granted, all that's left of Saavedro's is that imager, a box of paints, and that painting of Sirrus and Achenar on Narayan. Squeemaster 02:53, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Well, maybe he was trying to destroy the universe? I don't know! TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 23:49, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and I meant to ask you: Who is this 'McTeague' of whom you are so obsessed? TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 23:51, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

McTeague is an old novel published in 1899 by Frank Norris. The main character is a big, stupid, under-qualified dentist named McTeague. Pretty much everybody in the whole book except for the old couple next door are dumb, greedy people and they all kill each other in the end. It's so bad it's almost comical. The picture of Samus and the Namihe-X or whatever it is looked as if Samus was examining its teeth and thinking, big ferocious teeth like this call for a big ferocious dentist like McTeague! and same thing with the Hornoad-X.

BTW, I really wouldn't recomend that book, unless you want to read a (ahem) "good example of classic American naturalism." It can be depressing and boring, at times. Squeemaster 02:52, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

I hear ya on that one! *tips hat* TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 13:35, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

A question[edit source]

How old are you in Human standards by scale? TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 13:50, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

In Edanna years, which go by faster than Earth years, I am 27 1/2. I came of age when I was twenty-five, so that makes me pretty young by Squee standards, especially with all the titles and positions I hold. On Earth, I am about seventeen. When I am on Earth (for where else can you get Metroid games?), I am in the cockpit of a human-robot that looks vaguely seventeen. Chiztabard upgrades it every Earth year to look older. Squeemaster 19:50, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

So, how fast does Edanna orbit its star? Oh, and if you ever want information on our world, please ask me. I know alot about the Solar System. (They call it THE Solar System because our star is named Sol (SOE-L, e.g. Soul), meaning Sun in Latin. There's a star recently discovered called CoRoT-7, and its system is called the CoRoT-7 system. Not exactly the same, but hey. It has a planet 5x larger than Earth orbiting it called CoRoT-7b, which is 25x closer to its star than Mercury (YIKES, IT'S SCORCHING!) It is so hot, that its atmosphere is consisted of rocks, and when it rains, it rains lava, and when it hails or snows, it rains pebbles! It's amazing, man.) Anyway, I'm the man to look to. TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 17:16, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

Sig[edit source]

Looks like your sig decided to change to Squeemaster Ultra-Large Edition! Kind of a bit too big, don't you think? RAN1{ADMIN} (talkcontributionslogbook) 02:49, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Umm... Er, wow... Piratehunter{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 04:13, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I saw on some other wikis where users had these fancy-butt fonts on their signatures. I might change it around to get it the right size and get a font that fits me more. The reason it was so big is because that font is naturally small , so I tried to get it more easily readable. Squeemaster 05:18, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Huh. That's funny. Vivaldi doesn't seem to display on my computer correctly; it's giving e standard font. I wonder if that font is exclusive to Windows, cause that's what I'm getting on my Mac. RAN1{ADMIN} (talkcontributionslogbook) 05:26, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
Hmmm. I'll probably change the font anyway; it's a bit too prim-looking. Squeemaster 05:36, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
I hate you Squeemaster... I was in the middle of trying to do the same bloody thing!!! (Giving my sig a custom font... Lol) And yeah, RAN, Vivaldi is only default with Windows, not MAC. Piratehunter{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 05:40, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
^_^ Sorry. I wouldn't have thought about it if I hadn't been looking for a new font for the giant "RIDLEY" on BBR. Squeemaster 06:20, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
My absolute favorite font, is called DreamScar... Soooo, unbelievably awesome... Piratehunter{ADMIN} (TalkContribsLogs) 07:43, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
Whoa. Just looked it up. Yeah, it is pretty cool. SQUEEMASTER 20:54, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

I hate choosing those, coz I can never pick one. xD. S'why I stick with "It's either Arial or Times, one or the other. Maybe a little IMPACT when I'm feeling CRAZY!" TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 01:55, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Greatest Composer of All Time[edit source]

You forgot Weavel! C'mon, man, that's your freakin' joke and you SCREWED IT UP! xD, jk, I love you Squee. Er, in no gay way at all... I have a possible girlfriend in my near future. I AM NOT DUMBLEDORE'S BARBIE DOLL, GAY EDITION! I AM A DAGRON! RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR! TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 02:00, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Come again? Oh yes, Weavel! Weavel's no where near those eight composers I put on the poll. He and Lord Beckett can't compare with their meager Pokemon tunes (except maybe with Salieri. maybe). But if anyone truly thinks that Weavel is greater than the likes of Beethoven and Kenji Yamamoto, then they can put "other." SQUEEMASTER 03:38, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Were you on IRC tonight?[edit source]

Or was Piratedrayda Squee-P? --RoyboyX{ADMIN} 01:42, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

Must've been; I was not on IRC. SQUEEMASTER 03:01, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

I dub thee...[edit source]

Congruncy Of Paper-Length!

Pied Piper

Head of the Commitee of Squirel vs. Squee classification

Enjoy your new roles in life, which I just made 37.5% more difficult for you, when considering you already had 8 key roles on Edanna, plus the 3 I have bestowedupon thou Squius Primus! Good day to you....


xD TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 13:54, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Good day to you also, and thank you. Your recognition of my height, authority, and dichotomy is appreciated. SQUEEMASTER 00:13, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Heh, good to see you again ma man. Where you been? TerrorDactyl (TalkContribs) 21:24, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

Good to see you too. I have been... busy. SQUEEMASTER 19:45, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome back[edit source]

Squeemaster! Do you remember me from years ago? I'm still editing here and wanted to say welcome back. Will you be sticking around? RoyboyX(complaints/records) 20:41, November 7, 2017 (UTC)

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